Four reasons why fishin' is better than makin' Love:
1. Fish don't compare you to other fishermen and don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
2. You can catch & release a fish, without having to promise to still be friends after you let it go.
3. You don't have to necessarily change your line to keep catching fish.
4. Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishin.