Ice fishing. Two young fellas were out at the bar late one winter night when the decided to go ice fishing. They staggered from the bar out onto the ice. Just before their ice auger began chewing through the ice, a voice said, "There's no fish down there". They looked at each, a bit puzzled, and moved down the ice 30 feet. Again, just before their ice auger began chewing through the ice, a voice said, "There's no fish down there". So they moved down the ice another 30 feet, just about ready to drill, when the same voice said, "There's no fish down there". One of the two looked upwards and asked, "God, is that you?" The response came immediately, "No, it's the arena announcer!"